(we's usin' code names)
| likeness | Pro-file |
Name: The Duke
From: Welty proper
Height: 5' '7"
weight: 145# soakin' wet
Special skills: Although trained in the field of
carpentry, the Duke spends most of his time tracking
the elusive black panther. When he's not on a Deep
Fork safari the Duke enjoys cruising the genral and
scoring with hot chicks.
To keep his skills honed to a razors edge the duke
spends many hours on his APX-1000 combat
simulator. His favorite sim game is Titanium,
but he enjoys other tapes as well.
Name: Dan'l
from: deep in the Welty swamps
height: 5' 13"
weight: 153#
special skills: Dan'l is the team's survival expert.
Arguably the finest .410 shot in the greater
deep fork bottoms area.
It has also been said that Dan'l once kilt
a Black panther with his bare hands.
That was about the same time that
mom's cat come up missin'.
Name: Ace
from: Suburban Welty
height: 5'7"
weight: 260
special skills: Ace is the team's chief mechanic. He
has installed over a dozen power bands. Ace can do
things with bailing wire and bondo that other men can
only dream about.
Ace has also worked his "magic" on the lil' genral,
but if The Duke shells the genral's tranny again Ace is
a gonna show him what stump breakin' is all about.
Ace learned all there is to know bout cars up to
the vo-tech.
Name: Hefty
From: parts unknown
height: 5' 9"
weight: in excess of 300#
Special skills: Hefty is the team's enforcer. When
they's ass to be whooped or things to be toted
Hefty's the man for the job.Hefty once got part of
his finger cut off, and he didn't scream or nothin'. He
may not have no book learnin' about him, but when it
comes to heavy liftin' ain't nobody even close to Hefty.
Name: Cuz
From: The Big Town
Height: 5' 9"
weight: 185#
Special skills: Has the uncanny knack for knowing
something about everything that is mentioned.
Has either done it, seen it done, or heard of it
being done. He's a legend in his own mind.
His slogan is "Ace, Ace he's our man, if he can't
fix it, I damn sure can." Has been known to make
a mountain out of a molehill, and a silk purse out of
sow's ear.
| I have seen | ||
| black panthers on deep fork bottoms. |
